where are those ridiculously priced gel pens i bought last month? i had two and now i have none. i need to find them. that's the point of buying overpriced pens or pencils, so you don't lose them.

i think i understand why women read trashy romance novels now. it's kind of like how men need to watch porn, i think. but with women, they prefer to read and use their imagination... and we all know that men are very easily visually stimulated. it's like intellectual pornography. i could be mistaken here.