i wish someone could explain to me why my internet AND computer are taking a very large dump together. everything is so slow, even applications not needing the interwebz. the only thing that kept me going earlier this morning was my iced coffee. i had a dream involving you know who. i had the hardest time waking up today.

i told my coworker dustin that i wanted to be a shirt and tie kind of girl. he asked me if i wanted to be a dude. thanks dusty.

my mom's boyfriend's 5 year old kid has now started calling my mom, "mom". i still call her "mommy".